COLD... Br.. brrr.....
It's so damn cold in here. NIE LIB comp lab. Sia la.. The air-con is blowing so hard that my papers are flying around. Had to put my H2O bottle on it sia... No wonder got global warming la. Air-con wind blow so hard!!! Br..... My hands are freezing.
STUPID EAPP TEST IS OVER!!! YEAH!!!
Got this from my friend. Really hilarious.. =)
1.题目: 原来
小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语: 妈妈关切一下
2.题目: ..一边........... 一边............ ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~
3.题目: 其中
小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣?~~
4.题目: 一... 就....
小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行..
5. 題目: 你看
小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊
6. 照样造句
例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)
小朋友写 : 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??
7.照样造句
例题: 别人都夸我( ),其实我( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 ),其实我( 是戴面具的)。
老师评语 : 什么面具这么好用???
8.题目: 好... 又好..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗?
9.题目 : 陆陆续续
小朋友写: 下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?
10.题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚,到处很黑,我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。
11.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子,你弟弟是植物人吗 ...
还有一个更瞎的…
小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~
12. 题目: 谢谢....因为......
小朋友写 : 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!
13.题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语 : 老师更难过......
14. 题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我3天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~
15.題目: 一… 便 …
小朋友写: 我一走出门,对面就是便利商店。
还有一個更瞎的…
小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭,就大便。
老师评语: 造句不要乱造...
16.題目: 又..... 又 .....
小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?
17果然
上课小朋友说:昨天我吃了水果,然后又喝了凉水
老师:这是词组,不能分开造句。
小朋友又说:老师,我还没说完呢,果然晚上我拉肚子了!
老师:…………
18 瓜分
小朋友:大傻瓜分不清是非
老师:小傻瓜也分不清
19 好吃
小朋友:好吃个屁
老师: ………
20 况且
小朋友:一辆火车经过,况且况且况且况且.....
老师:……………
nope, I dun haf a boyfriend yet, nor am i in Lurve..... (Fat Hope)
So, it's not about guys.
Everything I owe is crap.
Except those above 200 bucks, and my guitar (which is only about 60 plus)
Which is kinda sad actually. Cos there's only three things that is uncrappy.
1. My beloved new companion of 2 months, AKA, My W850 Sony ericsson phone.
2. My Samsung Camera.
3. My First and only one Samsung Mp3 player.
Everything else, Total Crap!
And what happens when u have crap? Two blisted ankles. Damn. Where's my stupid plaster. I hate it. I cant wear anything that covers my heels without wearing socks to save my life. Total Bananas.
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THE REAL ANNOUNCEMENT.
Flying Off to sushi-a-go-go-land on Sunday Night.
Have two shopping days.
So, gimme ur list of stuffs.
BUT!!!!
NO gurantee plus chop that I would get them, ok?
I dun like to make promises that I cant even rmb, let alone keep.
Sigh............
Cant wait to go off to my beloved sushi-MatsuJun-Arashi-a-go-go-land.
MatsuJun!!! Here I come.
***Falling hopelessly into the MatsuJun-bait all over again***
***Wishing I can live in an UnCrappy land***
A mistake that an English teacher would make
Tired, BUT A GREAT DAY
The day started out really bad. Totally crazy, in a negative way.
- reached jurong east interchange then i realised that I forgot to bring out my cable. Without it, i cannot retrieve any information out of my phone. Info refers to the assignment that i have to print out. Wasted one whole hour going back home, take the cable and start the journey back to school.
- was happily printing my stuffs. Then, PAPER JAM!! I spent like 10min figuring how to open the printer door to take out the jammed paper. Damn. Guess what happened? The bloody door wouldnt close! spent like 15min of embarrassing time to figure out how to close the damn door. In the end, i went to look for the technician for HELP! he told me that I should just let him solve the paper jam problem. So, reading in-between the lines, he's telling me not to be a KPO la. Just leave the thing to the experts. Sigh....
- Then, the printer starts again. Then, it broke down again! DAMN PAPER JAM!!! Then, I had to ask help from the samw guy again. He gave me this strange and funny look la. *Grumble*Grumble*Grumble* After another like 5min or so, my stuffs was finally printed out. *Sigh* The whole process took like such a long time.
BUT!!!
After like 2hours plus of discussion on hearing impairment, the five of us (me, shu, adel, tiff and bridge) went to IMM... To eat, of course. Haha.. The whole trip was totally fun! We laughted throughout the meal and when we went to Daiso.. Haha. Right now, I think i'm tired cos of all the energy that i put into the laughing process la.. Was totally fun, though the food was not tt great. Hehe...
Shu: Look! The sticker thing. (referring to the sticker with gel thing that is sold at daiso)
Me: Ya!
Shu: This one got music one.
Me: ISIT?
(Then, i stupidly press one of the packets. And shufeng started to laugh uncontrollably)
Shu: No la, I mean this one got music notation one la...
Me: Chey.. I thought u meant press the sticker thing will have music sia... >0<
HAha.. Anyways, the whole Daiso became like a playground for all of us. Jus had a fun and silly time there. Was really worth it. Haha. Think i'll probably still be laughing and smiling about it in my dreams..
Minna san...
Ciao!
Friday, October 12, 2007
What to do???
Sigh, I feel sinful. I really do. But it's no use knowing that when I dont do anything about it. Sigh, so what if I am repentful and I remorse over it? I'm not doing anything to make up for it. So.. .. .. The point is.. .. .. Since I'm doomed to be remorseful.. .. .. Heck.. .. ..
I'll go to Hell then. Or I'll just be reborn as something else other than a human. Sigh.. Humans' life is too stressful. Too much responsibility, too much burden.
Waiting for Saturday..
Patiently.............................................................
Thursday, October 11, 2007
10/10
just listened to Jay Chou's latest single <我很忙>. What can i say about the song? Hmm.. Very cowboyish.. Very de.. Got a bit act cute. Especially when he introducing the song. He definitely got act cute. Got act cute. Got act cute.
Hmmm.. The change, a bit.. Sudden.
Just did something nostagic today. Wrote and drew each other's name on the dew-stained window. Haha. Cos of the rain, condensation and water vapour. Haha. Something tt only kids will do? Haha. But I guess it's nv too old to do some things.
PS: I still like ouran high school best. The latest chapters are so exciting. And touching.
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
just wondering.... ... ...
should i edit my eapp assignment?
NV knew statements are that hard to write. Especially when there is nothing for me to crap.. .. Sigh.. ..
Why on earth.. Choose teaching philosophy???
No link at all.. ..
Sigh... Just realised tt.. Changes are going on all the time.
Life is impermanent.
Heck..
Video coming soon =)
Monday, October 1, 2007