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Once upon a time, a girl lost her ezlink card and posted her feelings onto her blog, hoping that a kind soul would pick it up and return it to her. It worked. The kind soul had protected her ezlink card and passed it back to the girl safely.
Now, the girl has lost something even more precious to her. No, it's not her virginity. It's her wallet.
So... I'm hoping that a very kind and generous soul would return my wallet to me. I don't care if you take the $96 inside. Just give me back my wallet. Seriously.. I don't even know how I lost it. So if you should pick it up and gimme an email...
I would be very grateful to you. If all the money is still inside, I'll be more than glad to become your slave for a week.
This little foolish girl thank you very much.
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
First flu of the semester.
I love sleeping.
But sleeping is what I hate to do when I'm sick. What the irony?
Not really. I hate to sleep when I'm sick because I'm not really sleeping. It's more like.... Fainting under a very strenuous situation. It's like someone hit you in the head and you faint. When you wake up, something bad is going to happen. Well in this instance, medicine is the one who hits and messes around with my head.
The drowsiness is still ok. I don't like the dreams I get when I 'faint' or sleep as whatever you prefer to call it.
This morning I caught a cold after tweeting zei and mybl. Out of nowhere, really. Took some leftover medicine, got drowsy and I slept.
In the dreams that I had. First I was at this episode of Saturday Night Live where Jane Lynch was the host. And it slipped into one of the episodes of Glee. I was no one in particular. I dreamt of Matthew Morrison transformed into Pedobear Will (Blame it on tumblr) and he was touching every girls' boobs. And all the weird pairings popped out. Oh! Darren Criss was there. He was fighting with Finn over Kurt. Rachel was super mad and started biting Kurt. Blaine hits Rachel, Puck runs out and throws eggs at Jesse. (No idea where he came out from) And one of the eggs hit Sue and then, Jacob and Lauren popped out and there was a sex riot. (I think) The riot was just too much to bear and suddenly a telephone box dropped from the sky and the Doctor came out with his bow tie (Bow Tie!!!) I was like "Are you Matt Smith or Doctor Who?" Before he could answer me, Benedict Cumberbatch (Sherlock) dashed past me and pounced onto Matt Smith. GASP! What? Apparently it's not Benedict but Sherlock himself catching a criminal who was the Doctor. The riot continues and somehow the Doctor managed to pull himself out from the chaos and grabbed me into the telephone booth. Sue was screaming "THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS" and the telephone box flew right through her mouth.
Wait wait. The story doesn't end here.
At this point of time, I sort of woke up but I was still drowsy and my head was still spinning. The moment I closed my eyes, I thought I could feel myself in the time travel machines, floating around in space and the Doctor was saying how glad he found me and saved me from all the shenanigans that happened. Hang on. I said. "You're not the real Doctor. He's British. How could he use the word shenanigans?" He replied in a matter-of-fact way "Because we've been to America remember? Oh don't worry, you'll know in Season 2. You finish watching the first season of the show first. And because, who am I?" "The Doctor". "Good, so now let's save the world once again. Where do you want to go?" I paused for a while and chose Russia. "Good choice, as a reward I'll let you play with my bow tie" and he winked at me!!!
The next thing I know, I woke up feeling hungry, ate dinner while watching The Amazing Race S17. Guess where's the destination tonight? Yeap, you got it. Russia.
I have one creepy but fun dream.
Monday, November 8, 2010
I think my imaginative juices just dehydrated themselves. Omg.. I could do something like this a couple of years ago.. Now.. I'm afraid I'm just old, weak, feeble to think of something brilliant like this. *Sigh*
The girl Luisa looks like Michelle Yap Boo Lian don't you think? I thought so.. Hahahaha...
Monday, November 1, 2010
Name is Yi Fan. 4 September
Still struggling, trying to figure out why I am breathing.
Today you are you, that is truer than true.
There is no one alive who is youer than you.
your current hotties and coolies
i want/i need
scuba diving lessons
mechanical pencil lead
**Guitar** (Birthday gift anyone?)