How many people can sit around your dining table at one time?
I've done the calculations ... In my case. It's 8! And not even sitting comfortably where u can move your arms and hands very well.
And my ingenious mom is going to host for a table of 11.
Where do the extra 3 go to? I asked.
Do u noe what's the answer?
She came up with the idea of having people to stand up and eat.
Do u noe what we are eating?
Steam Boat.
And I am 'steamed' enough even before this bloody thing starts.
MY GOD!!! (yes! I haf used the word "GOD". So, sue me!)
I dun even haf 11 dining chairs in the house!
FUCK OFF!
SHUT UP!!!
I just wish I hadnt postponed my Erhu class for this wubbish nonsense. I am totally regretting it now.
DANG!
PS: I noe i shouldnt be complaining now. Heys. I am not treating this as a complaint anyways. It's just to let off 'steam' (muahaha... some kind of irony) and let the whole world learn one thing.
DUN BLOODY HELL HOST A TABLE FOR ELEVEN WHEN U DUN EVEN HAF THE CAPABILITY TO DO SO. DAMN YOU!
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
牛Year
I have strong objections against sentences like these...
"Hurry up and do this now." or "DO THIS NOW!"
and then, the next (idiotic) sentence comes like this...
"DON'T MAKE ME LOSE MY TEMPER!"
In my mind, my O.S. goes like this ..
"Ya right. If you are losing ur temper now, why are u screaming like this then?"
I just dun get it. This particular person has obviously lost his/her mind and is throwing tantrums or losing temper now. Why would he/she still want to say ... "DON'T MAKE ME LOSE MY TEMPER!". Yup. In Caps Lock and in the "screaming" register. (See, i'm such a good student. I use Language context language liao sia.....)
Absolutely rubbish, I tell you.
R-U-B-B-I-S-H!
Ok, a few more complaints before I move on... Cos, I cant do any grumbling during New Year... Not a good start ma. Hehehe ...
I hate New Year holidays and ppl who use these two days and assign us work to do.
Yup. You got that right. E-learning sux!
Then, there's another batch of people who thinks that since it's the holidays... We haf lots of time to spend, hence.. more work for us. Eh! You siao ar! It's the new year lez. Chinese tradition lets us go visit homes and 拜年。 You really think we got time to do work? Argh! F*** those who says students would have lots of time. HA! (Spits right into your face) I can go on and on ... But that would just make me even more agitated. So.... Shall stop here now. But you do get the point right? It's not the amount of work I am complaining. It's the attitude tt really irks me. Bleah!
The weather is really crazy. It's getting hot again. Look! The grass has turned brown. I dun see much green grass anywhere near my area. Even the trees are withering. I wonder how they can "tahan" this stupid weather.
I must be really bored and bo liao now. I'm resorting to complaining about the weather. Sorry about that. Haha. U noe how Virgos are.. Long-winded and just plain Naggy.
Shall spare the rest of the tiny details now.
PS: Me friends and I have different sorts of aspects that we're complaining about. Haha... My friend Adel is complaining about how retarded that "lecturer" is making her feel. Like she's some kind of IT-dumber who cant open URL links. Hehehe ... My partner, Noel is not so happy about the field work that we are supposed to do. Yup. Me too. But since she's complained abt it.. I tot I might interest you into reading something else. *Grins*
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Never ever haf too many kids.
The more children you have, the more complicated the relationships of these siblings it becomes.
It's an ugly truth.
The one that will sting sharp and deep into the heart.
It saddens one to see a family turn out this way.
Friday, January 23, 2009
First post. With the new laptop.
Nothing special, really.
Hmmm ... ...
Still in a bleak mood.
Not the mood to celebrate CNY, tt is.
Lots of readings to catch up on
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Taking it for granted
"IT" - sleeping soundly every night and waking up the next day.
Yesterday, my mom was still taking to my grandfather's maid at home and cooking stuffs and let the maid take back for my grandfather.
Then, today .... He just moved on.
And yet, here I am.
Complaining of not enough sleep.
I am damn lame.
After tutorial AAE103, I left even b4 the poor tutor could finish his words on the upcoming assignment. (Sorry, I must haf been real rude...) On my way home. I couldnt find any song tt suited my mood. Kinda fuzzy, moody song for thinking. So.. I gave up and switched off my I-pod. I listened to my surroundings (the very rarely times that I do that) and think .... Just some random stuffs .... and etc ......
Beginning of 2009, and CNY hasnt even come yet. (Argh! tt was so totally Singlish!!!) Something unhappy has happened.
I think my mom has gotten the big shock. Since, it wasnt tt long that my grandma moved on too.......
Rest in peace.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Come, Let's predict the future
I have been lacking sleep.
Mon - Tossing and turning. Not enough quality sleep.
Tues - Quality sleep, disturbed! Why the hell do people have to wake up so early and CHAT!!! OMG! Why couldnt they talk at night? Or in the afternoon? WHy 7am in the morning? TT's like still night time to me!!!!
I hope my prediction is wrong and tt the rest of the week, will be a sleepful one.
ARGH!!!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Unlucky week
Monday - Lost my Ez-link card.
Tuesday - Got scolded and threatened. Living in the world of hell.
Wednesday - Didnt bring my phone to school.
Thursday - I forgot to bring my phone along with me. AGAIN!
Friday - I forgot to bring my wallet. And I had a textbook to buy!
@#*$^&*$#&%*R(*&(*!!!!
I'll update the list for Saturday and Sunday.
And the list will go on and on .. and on .. and on ... and on ........
Friday, January 9, 2009
I got my Ez-link Card back!
Yeah! Yippee!!! Yahor!!!
Thank you, dear, kind soul (whoever you are)
Thank you very much!!!
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
On this hot, sunny .... erm ... day, (I think)
All I want is ... A big, huge, enormous, gigantic bowl of
Ice-Kachang.
PS:When's the last time i ate ice-kachang until I had brain-freeze?
PPS: Long, long time ago.
PPPS: Anyone interested in having a bowl of ice-kachang?
PPPPS: I'll never be able to get through what a Cancerous person is thinking about.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
I lost my Ez-Link card.
And it's not just ANY Ez-link card.
It's a student concession card.
Does anyone knows how terrible this is?
I hope some kind soul picked it up for me.
I hope for some good news tmr.
Monday, January 5, 2009
Monday
hello
bold stroke underline italics
Name is Yi Fan. 4 September
Still struggling, trying to figure out why I am breathing.
Today you are you, that is truer than true.
There is no one alive who is youer than you.
Dr Suess
whats up
your current hotties and coolies
i want/i need
to travel
scuba diving lessons
iPhone
mechanical pencil lead
watch
**Guitar** (Birthday gift anyone?)