How many people can sit around your dining table at one time?
I've done the calculations ... In my case. It's 8! And not even sitting comfortably where u can move your arms and hands very well.
And my ingenious mom is going to host for a table of 11.
Where do the extra 3 go to? I asked.
Do u noe what's the answer?
She came up with the idea of having people to stand up and eat.
Do u noe what we are eating?
Steam Boat.
And I am 'steamed' enough even before this bloody thing starts.
MY GOD!!! (yes! I haf used the word "GOD". So, sue me!)
I dun even haf 11 dining chairs in the house!
FUCK OFF!
SHUT UP!!!
I just wish I hadnt postponed my Erhu class for this wubbish nonsense. I am totally regretting it now.
DANG!
PS: I noe i shouldnt be complaining now. Heys. I am not treating this as a complaint anyways. It's just to let off 'steam' (muahaha... some kind of irony) and let the whole world learn one thing.
DUN BLOODY HELL HOST A TABLE FOR ELEVEN WHEN U DUN EVEN HAF THE CAPABILITY TO DO SO. DAMN YOU!