Here is yer Joke:
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around
the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable
at all.
On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he
found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking
confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as
possible and then busied himself with desk work.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and
stapled the tie to his chest.
Discipline was not a problem from that day forth!
Super tempting to try this tactic.
PS: Guess sometimes it just takes a little creativity, a little daring move, and a whole lots of guts and passion as a teacher
Haiku Madness
At the very last English lesson just now, one of the groups presented Haiku poem. Hehehehe... And then.. Let the madness begin. Look at some of the ones that I did out of boredom.
Sushi, I love you.
Oocha tea, I love you too.
A meal that I crave.
Parallelogram
Square, circle and triangle
Building blocks of Math
La leh lor ma me
Words that I cannot discard
Singlish way of life
This is the one that we had to do. Theme was about family
Under the same roof
Father and Mother, I love you
Stands for Family
(Got it? Kekekekeke)
Last one of the day
Five seven and five
I am on a Haiku rant
Someone stop me please!!!!!
Wish I thought of doing Haiku during Eddy's class.. Then I wouldnt have felt so bored and kept wanting to doze off. Sigh....
More Haiku rants if I have the time. That'll be tmr, during boring music psychology class....
Darn it!!!!
Why is sooooooo difficult to pen down these wonderful ideas that I have in my head? (And on my foolscap paper)
All the doodlings, drawings, markings and notes that I've made on the A4 size paper seems just PERFECT!!!!
All the theoretical approaches are soooo matched with the lesson plan.
Can I just hand in those instead of writing it down in the nicely made template that is there?
Darn it again. Wish I was like the people in Avatar. Just connect my hair and my ideas will be sent immediately. Visuals and all.....
WHY! WHY? WHY??!!??
Why isnt there a simpler way to write down all the wonderful ideas that's inside my head?
Free-writing is like soooo much easier la
Sigh....
PS: The thing tt saddens me is that after my grumbling, there's no eureka idea that pops up in my mind to help me solve my problem. I still haf to go back to that blasted assignment.
PPS: It's not a writer's block. It's more like a lazy block. And a "Dunnoe how to pen ideas into meaningful words" block
PPPS: Happy New Year Day 3 to all ^o^
Woman charged with stabbing man with stiletto heelAP
AP - Friday, February 12
LONDON – British police say they've charged a 33-year-old woman with stabbing a man through the eye with her stiletto heel.
West Yorkshire Police in northern England say the man was in a critical but stable condition after the woman, with whom he was sharing a cab, assaulted him with the heel of her shoe.
The Sun newspaper quoted neighbors as saying the pair were a couple and had gotten into an argument when she kicked him.
Police declined to comment on that report. The force said Thursday that the woman had appeared in court earlier in the week and was released on bail.
Why should women be charged with the stiletto heel crime? It's not our fault that we used it to protect ourselves you know... After all, it was MEN who invented this "killer" device wor... It's the best weapon after all.. Hahahaha... Works for women, and against men...
So damn cool la!
It kinda almost inspire me to start wearing heels to school..
Just almost impressive enough. Kekekeke ^o^
Friday, February 12, 2010
Preparing for Operation Killer Week 6
Wednesday
- Online assignment 1 (til now I still dunnoe when the bloody online forum is set up sia.. Though I've read the stuffs that I'm supposed to read.. But... Cant do anything yet! Wat der...)
- Presentation on Conceptual Metaphor (The last time I haf to do group work with that troublesome woman)
Thursday
- Presentation on Teaching Writing Creatively (I just love doing group work with Tiff!)
Friday
- Killer assignment 2 (60% lez.. Die la....)
That's why I hate CNY this year.. Stupid tiger.. Why did u haf to come at this horrible time?
Never thought that I would dislike someone that I've only seen for 6 six times to the extent that I am going to hate her...!!!
I do I do !!!
All the hate energy is just making me go crazy right now. Seriously... I'm just glad that I'll only be seeing them til killer week 6 where the presentation is.. Den after that for the rest of the module... I'm going to bitch about her. In front of her, behind her back blah blah blah...
I was almost this............ close to sending a very sarcastic remark and start a fight with her...
But my EQ took over me
Maybe learning music does help 'refine' my emotions. At least, I didnt blow up right away....
Arggggggh
I'm just super pissed off right now.
I am so going to remember this bloody moment
