When I is watching the world cup with me brother. It's the France vs S.Africa match
The first goalI: Yes! Goal (punches my fat pudgy arm into the fake air.)
Bro: What the f***? What are they doing? How can they let in a goal?
After the red card given to the French player, Yoann Gourcuff (who is quite cute),
I: Oh no, the S.Africa player is lying there not moving. The cute guy is checking on him sia. So nice and gentleman of him. *swoons*
Bro: ... ... (moments of silence)
I: wa... Say something.
Bro: (Chanting the same string of words) I'm so disappointed with France. I'm so disappointed with France. (and as he says that, his pitch and tone gets higher and weirder.)
I and Bro: (Moments of absolute silence, with the vuvuzela buzzing loudly in the background)
I: Er... Do you want me to change to the
Mexico match instead?
Bro:
Yes.When S.Africa almost goal in with a free kick,Bro: NO!
Mom: *Smacks* I almost got heart attack!
When S.Africa got in with the second goal,Bro: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
I: Yes!
Bro: Why you say yes? Nooooooooo...
When S.Africa got in with the third goal,I: Yes!
Bro: Yes!
I: (Look at him crazily)
Bro: It's offside, offside, offside!! OFFSIDE!!!! (roars)
In the end, France lost.
Poor thing, he looked so dejected during the entire match.
He's even more interesting today. Ha!